I and my friends are nerds
Saturday, September 27th, 2008**** says:
Oh yeah, apparently Michael Bay supposedly sent in a script for The Dark Knight
Phantos says:
I think that was a joke
Phantos says:
Note the overuse of the “PAN OUT to show view of Pentagon”, like 5 times in the first page.
**** says:
Well consider Michael Bay’s directing “talent” I don’t think it would be too far off
Phantos says:
That was the point. It was making fun of the way he normally makes/ruins films
Phantos says:
Speaking of Bay, I made the mistake of watching some retarded Entertainment Tonight special on the new Transformers movie.
Phantos says:
What I found funny was that they would be interviewing actors and people on the set, but every 5 seconds they flashed the logo of the movie with a lens flare. Even while people were in the middle of talking.
Phantos says:
“So how’s it been for ya?”
“Well, it’s hot out here in the desert-”
*LENS FLARE*
**** says:
I heard they’re suppost to have the Dinobots in there
Phantos says:
“But uh, it’s been fun, and wild-”
*LENS FLARE*
“-and everyone’s been great to work wi-”
*LENS FLARE
Phantos says:
“-th.”
**** says:
*LENSE FLARE?
Phantos says:
PLASTIC WRAP!
**** says:
OCEAN RIPPLE!
Phantos says:
SHARPEN MORE!
**** says:
Uh…
**** says:
NUDGE!
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~A.H.