Archive for October, 2008

John McCain WISHES he were Batman…

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Do you want to know why I read Fanboys-Online? Because every once in a while, Krudman does something like this. I made it into my desktop wallpaper.

It’s funny, because I’ve always thought there was something “off” about Hillary Clinton’s face. I have nothing against her politics, in fact I know next to nothing on her politics. I might even find myself agreeing with her on some things. She might make a whole lot of sense to me in spite of her nightmarish appearance. Kind of like the Joker. So it’s kind of serendipitous that she would be the one with the Glasgow smile in that comic.

Although if anyone looks like The Joker, it’s Laura Bush.

With this raises so many questions, however. Would Joe Biden be Jim Gordon, since he’s behind the Harvey Dent figure? I could see Cheney as Scarecrow. Nixon = Penguin, that one’s easy… How about an Abe Lincoln Ra’s Al Ghul?

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~A.H.

Ten Questions For Sarah Palin

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Hey, Sarah Palin! So you think it’s fair-game to suggest Barack Obama is an insidious, dual-natured man just because some nutjob domestic terrorist prefers him over the Republican candidate?

Well, here’s an article about the awful effects the fear-mongering anti-muslim DVD “Obsession” has had on a Mosque in Ohio. I have it on good authority that its creators and by extent the perpetrators of this senseless act(which could very easily be called “domestic terrorism”) support McCain. Having determined that, I have some questions:

  1. Is it okay for John McCain to have crazies supporting him?
  2. If so, why is it not okay for Barack Obama to have similarly psychologically disturbed supporters?
  3. Is it impossible to believe that the opinions and ideals expressed by these people do not necessarily reflect the beliefs or actions of Obama or McCain, or how they would run your country?
  4. Does having people who gas children in a mosque support McCain speak to McCain’s character, or any of his own actions or decisions in life?
  5. Does the two presidential candidates having supporters like this by extent make the candidates domestic terrorists?
  6. Is John McCain a worse candidate now than he was two weeks ago because of this?
  7. Is Barack Obama a worse candidate now than he was two weeks ago?
  8. What does this make Joe Biden?
  9. What does this make you?
  10. I mean, besides a hypocritical, backwards-thinking, fear-mongering cunt, desperately grabbing at straws to make the other guy look worse in comparison to John McCain, because there’s certainly no hope of making him look better than the competition at this point?

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~A.H.