Archive for March 9th, 2009

In Which I Cordially Invite The CBC To Blow Me

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Does your child play Dungeons & Dragons listen to Rock & Roll music play video games? THEN HE COULD DIE THIS VERY SECOND!!!

(By falling out of a tree, but STILL, OOH SCARY MUSIC AND CLOSE-UPS OF PEOPLE WHILE THEY PLAY CALL OF DUTY GOD WE ARE SUCH AWESOME JOURNALISTS!)

In all seriousness though, I wonder where Washington honouring Child’s Play, a massive annual outpouring of generosity on the part of people who play video games fits into the CBC’s view of gamers as hypnotized, morally-ambiguous addicts, slaves to this new devilry known as “Nintendo”.

Ditto to that new bill in Utah being pushed by He-Whose-Name-We-Dare-Not-Speaketh.

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~A.H.