There Is A God, And He SERIOUSLY Hates Us
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009“Shadow of the Colossus” is heading to the big screen.
The colossally popular video game is being developed as a feature by producer Kevin Misher, who has set the project up at Sony; the studio’s sister division Sony Computer Entertainment is behind the video game.
Yes. YES. YES! YES YES YES YES YES YE-!
Justin Marks… is attached to pen the script.
Justin Marks? Where have I not heard that name before? Let’s take a look at his resumé:
“This guy walks through the raindrops.”
“Hiyaaa!”
“Grrr! GRRRR!”
” [In a rather unusual voice, calling out to local police] Charlie Nash! Interpol!”
…No.
“So… where do we start?”
“You don’t want a ticket to this dance, Detective.”
“You’ve never even seen me dance.”
NO!
“I want you to send Bison a message. Tell him the schoolgirl’s grown up.”
That’s like remaking Bonnie & Clyde with Hillary Duff. Except THEY’RE DOING THAT TOO.
I’m going to retire for the evening, to come up with a new word to describe the super-saiya-jin levels of rage I’m experiencing right now. But then, maybe we’ll get lucky and the thing will never get off the ground, like that Halo movie.
(Of course it’s the one video game adaptation that might not have sucked which will never get made. Fucking Hollywood.)
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~A.H.